nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the…
John Green, uncommonly known as the super hero ‘Misconception Corrector!”, saving tumblr one false post at a time
this girl i work with made a facebook post about ‘tumblr feminazis’ and i got really angry and just wet to town on it (read: i made a really long comment calling her out on her sexist bullshit) and she basically called me a “middle class white bitch with nothing better to do except for perpetrate the myth of rape culture” yada yada and said that feminism on tumblr was just an excuse for fat girls to feel better about being fat and not being ‘special snowflakes’
let me fucking tell you
i have never actually been so mad in my entire life. i can even post it here because she deleted the post and send me a message ‘aplogising for offending me’ and that it was only about the ‘bad feminists’ and blah blah blah
sit the fuck down and feast on these ear pops
i’m not going to mute down my rage over misogynistic assholes, rape culture and inequality all because it makes you feel some discomfort. i’m not going to absolve you of what you said because you ‘didn’t mean to offend me’. i wasn’t offended, i was DUMBFOUNDED at your actual idiocy.
if you do your research before you start the judgment parade, you’d realise that tumblr is a mecha for social justice warriors, feminists, anti-racists and just about every fucking thing that is important ever, ok?
so don’t point your ‘feminism is just men are evil’ slogan in my direction or i might just jam it down your fucking throat.
acting like you’re kings because the fuckin government said yes to taking your racist-as-shit damper eating scumbag convict blood grandparents in, because no one can ever reasonably say no to a white boy, because every time you open your mouth it’s the fucking gospel, because ‘aussie’ means white…
Every word of this is liquid gold to my ear pellets.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test